If you believe everything you see on Instagram, camping is the most relaxing, picturesque activity ever. What can possibly go wrong when you’re sleeping under the stars, far away from deadlines and dirty dishes and traffic and the world’s problems?

Uh, everything! For such a seemingly soothing pastime, camping can be pretty catastrophic. Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong sooner or later. But that’s when it’s up to you to make lemonade out of the lemons!

Worst Case Scenario—A major rainstorm rips through your campsite

Best Case Scenario—You learn to weather storms!

Never mind the fact that someone forgot to check the weather report (or look up at the sky at least once). It’s raining. A lot. But it’s fine! You finally get to see what a rainfly is used for and test the effectiveness of your guylines. You also get to play tent burritos with your friends and gear and dog. Or, you learn how fast you can break down camp and run to the car.

Worst Case Scenario—Bears show up uninvited

Best Case Scenario—Your party just got a lot more exciting!

First of all, you better hope you stored everything properly. Now take a moment to name them. Winnie the Pooh, Yogi Bear, Booboo Bear, Baloo the Bear. It’s a known fact that bears are friendlier if you call them by name. Now that they joined your group, they can teach you to fish, forage, climb trees, eat your friend’s face…KIDDING.

Worst Case Scenario—The campground lost your reservation…on a booked weekend

Best Case Scenario—Spontaneous sleeping spot!

Pull out a map and a dictionary—things are about to get fun! Look at a map to see if you have any BLM (Bureau of Land Management) land around you. If yes, you can do some dispersed (not at a designated site) camping. No luck? Look at freecampsites.net for places to safely boondock (camping in an undeveloped area). Still nothing? There’s always…

Worst Case Scenario—You have nowhere to sleep but Walmart

Best Case Scenario—You have free all-night entertainment!

Yes, sleeping in a parking lot instead of a quiet, scenic patch of dirt isn’t ideal. But imagine the stories! You can people watch. At 12 a.m.! You can go on a shopping spree. At 2 a.m.! You can eat ice cream. At 4 a.m.! You can actually try to sleep if you want. But where’s the fun in that?

Worst Case Scenario—You forget a crucial piece of gear

Best Case Scenario—You become McGyver!

The duct tape you have wrapped around your chapstick? The extra carabiners you carry? The Swiss army knife you always knew would come in handy? Now is their time to shine! Short of forgetting your legs or your entire pack or your spouse (“forget.” Wink.), you’ll be just fine. The cavemen survived. Kind of.

Worst Case Scenario—You run out of food

Best Case Scenario—Eat your lamest friend!

KIDDING! Human meat is too tough. The good news is, you will totally survive a day or even two without your free-range, organic snacks. Maybe you’ll even lose a pound or two. As long as you have clean water, no food is just an annoying inconvenience. And this will make the post-camping feast that much more delicious. And gigantic.

Worst Case Scenario—Your campsite isn’t Instagram-worthy

Best Case Scenario—Play up your accessories!

Whether it’s clouds, close quarters, or plain-old ugly views, sometimes you can’t lean on scenery for Instagram likes. That’s when you give love to all your favorite gear brands. Prop your Teton Sports pack up on that log. Wrap yourself up in your colorful Rumpl. Drink that steaming coffee from your well-loved Stanley. Take the photos, tag em, and sit back and wait for the ambassadorship offers to roll in.